February 27, 2013

Tactile Sensation

In a previous post I mentioned a lie I told in college. Not wanting to admit that I masturbated – it was a different time, when people weren’t so open about masturbation – I pretended like I never masturbated with a sock.

February 20, 2013

69

This is just juvenile, but I’m sharing anyway. I logged into Smutty the other day, looked at my notifications, and saw that I had the perfect number of them.

I think Smutty’s trying to tell me something. #69 anyone?

February 13, 2013

Rule 34

Rule 34 is a concept I’ve been familiar with almost as long as I’ve been on the internet, but until recently I didn’t know that it was actually a named “rule.” I’ve seen Rule 34 worded a couple of ways, but my favourite wording is:
If it’s on the internet, there is porn of it.

February 10, 2013

February 06, 2013

Porn Scenes We Never See: Hot & Sweaty

As the door slams behind them they are groping at and clinging to each other, kissing madly, moaning loudly. Clothes hit the ground in heaps as they lurch their way toward the bedroom, making a vain but valiant attempt to keep their bodies together at all times, even as they try to get their shirts and pants off.