January 26, 2014

In Praise of Randomness

I’m a big fan of randomness – under controlled circumstances, of course. Actually, only under one circumstance.

I’ll start again.

I’m a big fan of setting my music player to “random” or “shuffle” mode. I have what some would call eclectic tastes, and my library reflects that: if a music player were to truly play random songs from my library I might hear a classic blues number followed by a hard-core death metal song followed by some house or trance stuff followed by some old school (or new school) rap/R&B, followed by some Afro Jazz, followed by… well, you get the idea. There’s a lot of stuff in there.

January 19, 2014

Masturbari Interruptus

I don’t know if my Latin is correct; if I were to guess I’d say that it’s probably not.

Let me set the scene for you:

I’m in the home office, dressed in a regular pair of jeans and a t-shirt. I worked from home today, but the working day is done and now I’m scrolling through my Smutty feed, “liking” things I like, keeping track of videos I might want to watch (and maybe post) at a future date, not really doing anything special.

January 15, 2014

OGLAF

I’ve already mentioned that I like toon-related porn (comics, cartoons, some hentai), so of course I’m following some cartoon-related hashtags on Smutty. Most of the pictures I see under those tags are just hand-drawn or computer-generated images of sexy girls, or other sexual content. In other words, it’s the same as all of the other pictures I see on Smutty, except with cartoon people instead of real ones.

January 05, 2014

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating… Ugh!

Dating is hard, yo. I feel sorry for single people who have to do it on a regular basis.

Wait, let me amend that:

There are people who are single but who don’t want to be. They’re looking for “that special someone” they can “spend the rest of their life with,” and hoping that the dates they go on will lead to that relationship. I feel sorry for those single people. There are other single people who are quite happy being single, who date just for fun (and for sex), and I feel less sorry for them since they’re just having fun and living their lives. Enjoy your dates, single people who aren’t looking for The One!