November 05, 2014

Porn I Like: Breast to Breast

It's not the same when they have clothes on
On the one hand I can’t believe I haven’t written about this before, it seems so obvious – I fucking love breasts! – but on the other hand maybe I just thought it was too specific. On the first hand again, however, I did write an entire post about them, so I’m not above getting hyper-specific on types of boob pics I like when I feel the need. Or when I want an excuse to post a bunch of smutty pictures. Which is always.

November 02, 2014

Some Things Are Turnoffs – Except When They’re Not

You know what’s great? Having someone you can talk to about dirty stuff, especially the dirty stuff you need to keep secret. I used to have a bunch of friends I could talk to about adultery – many of them were women, which was even better because guys get weird about having conversations with other guys that are too intimate – and I still talk to one of those ladies about adultery. Now that I’ve started this blog we’ve expanded our horizons and also talk about porn. We haven’t done anything physical with/to/beside each other yet, but it’s only a matter of time; my pull is magnetic, so she can only resist it for so long. (At this point I think she’s just being stubborn, which is only hurting herself!)