One way that porn is better than sex is that it’s so much easier to get. I can log onto Smutty or Fantasti and immediately be confronted with more porn than the human brain can handle. (Another exaggeration. My brain can handle a lot of porn.) If you’re not married or in a relationship getting laid is a lot more difficult. (If you are married it’s impossible.) If you’re in a relationship with a slut I guess that’s the best-case scenario, but how many of us can say that? And frankly, even if you are in a relationship with a slut, she probably enjoys porn so you might be doing both at the same time.
Side Note: Any time a slut is involved with pretty much anything it’s the best-case scenario. Want to go bowling? The best-case scenario is that you’ll be going with a bunch of slutty girls.
Which brings us to the point at hand: One way 21st Century horndogs are trying to get laid is through dating sites. I’ve been on Adult Friend Finder, Ashley Madison and (to a lesser extent) lavalife, and they all have the same problem: Lots of dudes and not so many chicks. This means that women get inundated with messages from guys who want to fuck them, and guys have to do a lot of work to get noticed.
So dudes, if you’re on a dating site, be prepared to send a lot of messages before you hear back from anyone else. I’m not saying it’s impossible, I’ve had a lot of luck on those sites, but it becomes a numbers game and the ladies have to wade through a lot of messages to get to yours.
Also, be prepared for replies that... well, let’s just say they don’t have a lot of thought put into them. For example, I saw a profile I was interested in and spent a good 5 or 10 minutes crafting an email for this woman, commenting on her likes and dislikes and how we were similar. And then I got a response that was somewhat underwhelming:
Hi.Now, I give her credit: at least she capitalized the word, and put a period in there. That almost makes it an actual sentence.
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