January 30, 2013

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating Sites Suck

When I say that porn is better than sex, I’m being somewhat tongue in cheek. (If you’d like to put your tongue in my cheek please leave a comment. Also, please be female. And hot.) Obviously I prefer fucking over watching people fuck, although I have to admit that watching people fuck is a helluva lot more convenient.

One way that porn is better than sex is that it’s so much easier to get. I can log onto Smutty or Fantasti and immediately be confronted with more porn than the human brain can handle. (Another exaggeration. My brain can handle a lot of porn.) If you’re not married or in a relationship getting laid is a lot more difficult. (If you are married it’s impossible.) If you’re in a relationship with a slut I guess that’s the best-case scenario, but how many of us can say that? And frankly, even if you are in a relationship with a slut, she probably enjoys porn so you might be doing both at the same time.

January 16, 2013

Blackboards in Porn

When I first started this blog one of the first things I did was look for other porn-related blogs. Or, more specifically, not just blogs about porn, but blogs written by normal people who enjoy porn. Surprisingly, I didn’t find any. (Later on I found a girl on Smutty named sugarbot who used to have a blog, but she doesn’t maintain it anymore. I guess posting pictures on Smutty is a more efficient way of doing it, which makes sense to me.) There are some blogs maintained by porn producers, but I don’t find them as interesting.

I did find one blog, though, that amused me to no end: Blackboards in Porn.


As the name implies, this is a blog which specifically looks for uses of blackboards in porn, and “celebrates” porn which goes the extra mile in putting something meaningful on the board. It doesn’t seem to be actively posted to anymore, which is a shame because porn connoisseurs need more porn-related blogs, even ones that are... well, let’s face it, kind of silly.

That being said, if you know of other porn-related blogs, please pass them on. You can use the comments here. I am especially interested in ones where the bloggers write about porn and/or their love of it, but blogs that just post pictures are good too. After all, I happen to enjoy that kind of thing.

January 13, 2013

Thank You Ladies!

When I was growing up, and even into my early adult years, porn wasn’t easy to come by. You had to buy magazines or videos or go to one of those adult theatres (where the floors are probably covered in old, sticky cum). Now it’s quite easy to get porn of any type through the internet, meaning that a lot more people are consuming porn than ever before. It also means that the demographics of porn consumers are changing; people are probably consuming porn at younger ages than in times past, but more importantly (for this post) women are also viewing porn more than they have in the past.