Savita Bhabhi, and Feminism

Once again it’s time to dip into the Impenitent Porn Lover mailbag and answer some reader mail. I’ll choose a letter at random:

Dear Thinking Inside Your Box:

You write about feminism a lot, but you clearly have no qualifications to do so – and that’s good enough for me!

So tell me: do you think feminism can ever be counterproductive? And what about this whole Savita Bhabhi thing in India?

With love, A Reader Who is Clearly Not Thinking Inside Your Box, But Somebody Else

Another excellent question! My readers are clearly intelligent and articulate people, so I don’t know why I don’t do this reader mailbag thing more often. And as it happens I know about the Savita Bhabhi thing this reader is referring to. (What luck!)

A Warm Embrace in Winter

6PM. Pitch black but for the orange glow seeping out from streetlights and flashes from passing traffic. He trudges through the snow, miserable despite his best efforts.

The storefronts radiate warmth, light, and consumerism, but the displays serve only to emphasize how cold and miserable he is. 

Fucking winter.

Faking It

The title may not be referring to what you think it’s referring to – in fact, it might be quite the opposite. But if any post will prove that I’m not a porn insider, and have no idea what it’s like on the other side of the camera, this will be the one.

Condoms in Porn Revisited

A while ago I wrote about the proposed mandate in California that would make porn actors in wear condoms in LA County. One of the questions I’d asked was how that would impact the porn industry, with one potential outcome being that maybe they simply wouldn’t film porn in that county anymore.

Is Porn Art?

Before I even try to dig into this question, let me provide you with the answer that I know I’ll be coming up with at the end: I don’t know.

Now that I’ve taken the mystery out of it, let me start thinking about the topic. (No, of COURSE I didn’t think about it ahead of time! As usual I’m going to just start typing and see what happens.)

I was trying to think of things to write about for the blog and one of the partially formed ideas floating around in my head was the fact that sometimes when I’m surfing porn I come across pictures or videos that just blow me away. There are lots of sexy pictures, obviously, that’s why I spend so much time looking at them, but sometimes there are ones that are just… so much more. They don’t always, literally, take my breath away, but sometimes the combination of the perfect girl (with the perfect body), wearing the perfect outfit (or not), being captured by the perfect camera at the perfect angle in the perfect lighting… sometimes it all just comes together in a sublime way that touches me more than porn usually does.

10%

There are some statistics that bug me. Ones that people repeat, almost mindlessly, without ever stopping to think about them. Want an example? How about 10%?

Mentorship

Today we’re dipping into the Impenitent Porn Lover mailbag and answering some reader mail. Oh look, here’s a good one:

Dear Thinking Inside Your Box:

Remember when you wrote about how porn impacts our view of women? Or your post on feminism? Or that weird post you wrote about control groups and carrots? What would happen if you were to combine those together into one post?

Sincerely yours,
Thinking Inside Your Box Pretending to be a Reader

An excellent question, astute reader! It would probably look something like this:

I’ve never mentioned what type of work I do (and doubt I ever will), but it’s one of those twenty-first century jobs enabled by the computerized revolution, where people can make shitloads of money without hardly even trying and kids in their early twenties suddenly have nearly limitless expense accounts at their disposal. Not to toot my own horn, but it’s also a job I’m pretty fucking good at.

How Young is Too Young to Become a Pornstar?

Before I even begin, let me just say that I universally use the term “pornstar” for anyone who acts in porn; I don’t differentiate between the really popular actors and the lesser known ones. If you take your clothes off and/or fuck for the camera, you’re a star to me.

I’ve written before that I hate child porn, so obviously I think that a person can be too young to get into porn. But the obvious question then follows: How young is too young? What should be the cutoff age?

Racism Again: The Asian Fetish Revisited

I write about race a lot on this blog, hey? Considering the fact that I’m a middle-aged white guy living in North America, I bet there are people out there – mostly white people – who wouldn’t want me to talk about race because they don’t think I know what I’m talking about. If I were black they wouldn’t want me to talk about race because I’d be playing the “race card.” If I were South Asian, or East Asian, or black, or aboriginal, or anything other than white, they wouldn’t want me to talk about race because I’d be biased.

Multitasking

Lots of people can multitask, but I can’t. Unfortunately I don’t learn from my mistakes, so I keep making them over and over.

Delivery to the Following Recipient Failed Permanently

My sex life goes up and down. (No pun intended.) Sometimes I’m chasing half a dozen women (and letting them chase me), having sex with escorts, hunting down dates on Ashley Madison or in bars, exchanging photos with internet hotties, and just generally getting my dick wet wherever and whenever I can. Other times things are pretty slow and I’m just living my life and enjoying my job.

Juicy

I admit the fact that I’m a pervert. In fact I admit it on a regular basis, here on the blog, in writing. So there are times, in my regular, day-to-day life, when somebody says something perfectly innocent and I take it in a dirty way and inwardly smirk. Sometimes it’s just plain childish, and sometimes I’m surprised by my own perversion when I think everyone will be smiling but nobody gets the joke other than me.

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating Sites Suck (Part 2)

When I say that porn is better than sex, I’m being somewhat tongue in cheek. (If you’d like to put your tongue in my cheek please leave a comment. Also, please be female. And hot.) Obviously I prefer fucking over watching people fuck, although I have to admit that watching people fuck is a helluva lot more convenient.

I’ve written before about the problem of ratio in dating sites: There are tons of dudes, not so many females, and it changes the nature of the game. When girls are getting a billion messages every day they start to get snowed under and have trouble paying proper attention to each one. At the same time all the attention makes them feel very wanted, so they can become choosy, looking for the “perfect man.” One can’t blame them.

Some Fun, Cheezy Porn Parodies

This one was a lot of fun to write. Well, not so much to write, but to research.

College Hookup Culture?

There was a recent New York Times article talking about the college hookup culture in America. Based on isolated cases (which they take to be representative) and misrepresented statistics, the Times writer comes to the conclusion that the college-aged youth of the US are eschewing relationships in favour of random sex with strangers, or purely physical relationships based on sex but no romantic or emotional connection. Better still (from my point of view), it’s not just white dudes doing it, but this phenomenon crosses genders and races – everyone is taking part in the new hookup culture! Especially emphasized is the fact that girls are into this hookup culture too. (This is accompanied by a bit of hand wringing about the fact that these poor, deluded girls might not be able to find husbands.)

REDACTED

There’s only one person in real life that I’ve told about this blog. I didn’t tell her the name or address of it, just that I’m writing a blog about porn. The reason I told her is that we have a shared history of nefarious blogging, so one day when she asked me if I’ll ever blog again, I told her. And yes, if you’re curious about a girl who has a history of nefarious blogging, she is hot (though she’s not my type anymore – she knows why).

The Number 23

This post is not related to porn so if you’re a purist and only come to this blog for my musings on pornography you can skip it. But one of the side effects of porn is that it tends to whet your appetite for the real thing. That is: you can only consume so much porn before you want to go and do some actual fucking. Have your own sex, instead of watching others do it for you.

How Porn Impacts Us, Part 6: The “So What”

I work in an industry where I tend to do a lot of writing reports and giving presentations, and I’m often asked to distil complex topics down to simple concepts. When I’m preparing such reports or presentations a phrase I often hear is that I need to “get to the ‘so what’.” In other words, it’s all well and good to explain complex concepts in simple ways and educate my readers, but the main thing they’ll care about is, “So what? How does this impact me?”

Porn and Remembrance

Author’s Note: Why would I name this post with a pun based on a book so few people have read? Sure, it works thematically, but nobody will get the joke but me...

In a previous post from the “My History With Porn” series I mentioned my early history with pornographic magazines, and the fact that my mom found them at one point and made me get rid of them. After that I got “smart,” and going forward any time I came across new magazines I did a better job of hiding them: I’d rip out the “good parts,” and then insert them into the middle of a Mad Magazine. I had a billion issues of Mad, so it was easy to just slip this particular issue into the middle of the pile.

How Porn Impacts Us, Part 5: What About People of Colour?

Wow, this series just won’t die, huh? Why am I still blathering on about this instead of writing about, I don’t know, the sublime sensation (or sight) of a cockhead inserting itself between pussy lips? (Or anal sphincter?) Who knows? (Answer to rhetorical question: not me.) 

How Porn Impacts Us, Part 4: Attitudes Toward Women

The last post in the “How Porn Impacts Us” series was long. Long! It was really, really long. 

How Porn Impacts Us, Part 3 (long): “Context”

I’m not sure I would have chosen the title Context for this post – though context is part of what I’ll be talking about – but I’m writing at least in part in reaction to a post from Danny Wylde with the same title on Boinkology so I’ll go with it. This is not a direct response to Danny’s post, I’m not trying to start an argument, but we’re coming at an issue from different angles, and, yes, there are some things in the post I disagree with. (It’s just as well that I’m not trying to start an argument, since I doubt Mr. Wylde will ever see this in the first place. An argument with only one participant is a lonely argument indeed.)

I’ve been writing about porn’s impact on us (from a purely amateur, “armchair sociologist” point of view), and I don’t think any discussion of porn’s impact on society would be complete without a discussion on whether and how our consumption of porn impacts our views on sex. Do the images and videos we see on our laptops and tablets and smartphones colour the way we think about or carry out activities in the bedroom? Do the depictions of sex we consume impact our views of the real thing?

How Porn Impacts Us, Part 2: Addiction

In part 1 of this series I wrote a bunch of nebulous crap about control groups and pseudo-science, and wrote very little about actual porn. This despite the fact that I joked about three pornstars opening a “clinic” where they give away free sex, which would have been a great jumping-off point for a fantasy at the very least.

Now let’s talk about a topic that many people probably think about when they ponder the effects of porn on society: addiction. Is porn addictive? And if so, how does the addiction play out – what are the symptoms?

How Porn Impacts Us

Hint: We don’t know.

Let’s talk about control. No, not in a sexual context – maybe later, my pretties – I mean in a scientific context. We’ll start with an example.

What’s the Deal With Wet Girls?

I don’t understand why porn has such a fascination with wet girls.

Porn (And Sex) in the 21st Century

To a certain extent this post is a “me too” post, piling on to what Jamal Registre said in a post on Boinkology 101. (Boinkology 101 is Lux Alptraum’s new blog, and I’ll be following it closely. It promises to be quite interesting.) Registre’s main point (if I may oversimplify) is that his phone is so tied into every facet of his life – including his sex life – that he’s having trouble learning how to cope with the new technology. Or, at the very least, integrate it with his sex life. I especially like the anecdote about him setting the phone down at work only to have the phone’s Live Tile feature start displaying his sex pics for his colleagues to see. I can easily see that happening.

And I feel his pain.

Rape Culture

Although I just wrote a post in which I admitted that I enjoy rape porn, I also tried to make it clear that I’m against actual rape. Not that I’m trying to claim I’m a good person, I’m not, but even a terrible person can be against rape. (I’m half tempted to get t-shirts printed up with that message: “Even a terrible person can be against rape.”) In fact, saying that I’m against rape should be a no-brainer.

Porn I Like: Rape

So I’ll just admit it up front rather than working up to it: I like rape porn. This includes porn in comic, story, or even live action form (when done well). I think this is an extension of the fact that I like the rough stuff, taking it to yet another level, but I couldn’t say for sure.

Why Do We Like Porn?

Did you ever do that thing where you think about a particular word or phrase for so long it starts to lose all meaning? Think about the word... well, the word “word.” Just mull that one word over in your head for a bit.

Word... word... word... word... Word is, actually, a word, which, were I smoking pot right now, would probably blow my mind. Word word word. Wordwordwordword. Word is actually “sword” but without the ‘s’.

If you keep thinking about it long enough the word “word” will stop meaning anything, and you’ll sort of have to reboot your mind, and think about something else for a while before coming back to it to remember that “word” is actually a word that has meaning.

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Food Court Woman

It’s remarkable how similar this post is to a previous one. And frankly, since there’s still no actual sex in this post, these titles are getting more and more misleading as time goes by.

I was having a semi-work-related meeting with a colleague in a food court close to the office. We were sipping our iced drinks from Starbucks, talking about some personal issues and some work issues and just generally avoiding work before a long weekend. As we talked my eye wandered to an attractive woman lugging a large shoulder bag and a shopping bag in our general direction. To my surprise, she sat at a table right by us, though there were plenty of open tables around. It was sort of like this:

Line Between Fantasy and Deviant Perversion?

I sometimes write posts on this blog about Porn I Like and Porn I Dislike (not to mention Porn I’m Indifferent To). When I write about porn I dislike I usually include the following introduction:

There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.

That last sentence is the most important part of the introduction, even though it’s mostly (but not completely) tongue in cheek. I’m definitely going to put it to the test in this post and some future ones I’m thinking of writing.

Thin Girls

I’m not going to lie, I like thin girls. I fully realize that our emphasis on being skinny is problematic for women and girls in our society, that we’re giving them terrible body image issues with our emphasis on being thin, but it doesn’t change the fact that I prefer thin girls over fat ones. I am part of the problem, I admit it.

Weird... But Kind of Fun, I Think

I found a video on Vimeo from Cédric BLAISBOIS which is worth a watch, even if it’s not your usual thing.

Porn I Dislike: Gay

There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.

It may be surprising, or it may not, that I’m not into gay stuff. When I was a bit younger no straight guys were into gay porn, only gay guys were. I have a feeling that might be evolving and there may be more men exploring gay porn, whether out of interest or just purely out of curiosity. Or dudes are just confused by the whole “emo” thing, which is 90% gay but doesn’t call itself that. Either way, it’s not something I’m into.

To be clear, this isn’t some kind of statement, or moral objection. I don’t expect to impress anyone with my straightness, and I don’t judge anyone for being gay or being interested in gay porn. Actually, it would be easier if I were into dudes (gay or bi), because it would be easier to get laid. (I used to live in the gay neighbourhood of my city, and I got hit on a lot. I’m just sayin, I must have a great ass. That’s how it works, right?)

I also don’t plan on meeting any of my readers, so I don’t need to impress any of you. I’m just an anonymous Blogger account, not a real dude.

The gay thing doesn’t turn me on and neither do it’s different incarnations, meaning that I’m also not into bisexul porn. I’m seeing quite a bit of it lately, where there’s some kind of group sex going on with various people fucking and sucking – I love the whole orgy thing – and there will be a guy sucking another guy’s dick, and it kinda turns me off. Or there’ll be some cuck-related porn with a caption that the girl wants her husband to come and eat the cum out of her pussy; that turns me off too.

Actually, any idea of a guy eating cum turns me off. That could be the reason I never tried harder at #autofellatio; the idea of getting a free blowjob whenever I want is appealing, but not the idea of swallowing my own cum.

And let’s be honest: A blowjob where the cum isn’t swallowed? It’s just not as good.

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Real Women Don’t Have Sex on the Subway

I was on the subway a while ago, watching TV on my phone but glancing up to scope out the women getting on whenever we stopped. (Don’t think that I was just doing this because I'm a porn connoisseur, and therefore a pervert. The reality is that I was doing it because I’m a dude, and we all do this. Some of us are more subtle about it than others, but we all do it.)

Feminism (long)

Alternate Title: Feminism? (long)

Let’s go back in history for a second. Waaaay back. Not quite to the primordial soup, but almost. People who subscribe to the theory of evolution – many Americans don’t but most of the civilized world does – believe that for much of human history, the vast majority of it, we lived in a world which was harsh and unforgiving, in which the strength of men was needed to protect women and children from the elements and from predators. Men slew beasts, built shelter, and mastered fire. (Actually it doesn’t necessarily have to have been men who mastered fire, it could have been women, but we usually lump the mastery of fire along with the slaying of beasts and building of shelter and whatnot.) Later on men also mastered the art and science of farming, to which women may very well have contributed but it took a lot of muscle power to make it happen, so it was still very much a male-dominated type of work.

Yes, Porn is Addictive

I’m terrible at coming up with names. If you want help naming a blog, or a band, or that novel you’re writing, I’m not the person to ask for help. So when I was toying around with potential names for this blog I floundered for a while before I came up with Impenitent Porn Lover (which I’m still not happy with, but too late now), and the URL pornzealot.blogspot.com (which I’m also not happy with, but... again, too late now). Most of the names I came up with had the word “addict” in them, and frankly the name I probably would have been happiest with would have been something like Porn Addict. Plain, simple, and to the point, just like me.

Why is Porn so Fucking Racist?

Let me say, right up front, that I do NOT expect porn to lead the way in bringing society forward. On ANY issue. In fact, when it comes to gendered issues, if anything it brings society back a few steps – which works out nicely for me, since I’m a dude; I get to continue running the world, and women are learning to become voluntary sex slaves. But that aside, there is one area where porn lags behind the rest of society more than any other: race.

Condoms in Porn?

I’ll be honest, I haven’t put a lot of thought into the ballot measure in California mandating condom use in porn (Measure B). I’ll be even more honest: I don’t think at all about protecting the safety of the actors, I think only in terms of whether seeing condoms will impact my pleasure in any way. (The porn actors and actresses can probably care about their own safety better than I can.) Will it take me out of the scene? Will it impact the facial at the end? This is as far as my thoughts go. Sorry, I’m a pretty shallow guy, and even more shallow when it comes to porn.

Spoiled by Variety

I’ve already written about Rule 34: “If it’s on the internet, there’s porn of it.” I’m sometimes amazed – pleasantly so – about the sheer number of subjects about which there is porn. If you’re looking for something general you’re guaranteed to find it, if you’re looking for something specific you’re likely to find it, and even if you’re looking for something very specific and arcane your chances are still pretty good.

PSA: Spanking

Alternate Title: Excuse to Post a Bunch of Ass Pics

In a recent post I gave a Public Service Announcement (which was really just a long-ish rant) about pictures on Fantasti or Smutty of faces with tags indicating they are facials. If I had any readers they probably didn’t get the point, however, since I sprinkled a bunch of pictures of pretty girls in that post and us porn lovers get distracted by sexy pictures. Look, here’s one now:

As it happens, that photo illustrates the point I want to make in this post: it’s a picture of a cute girl in some sexy lace panties, but it’s not (as the tags on Fantasti would indicate) a picture of a spanking. Worse yet, the tags have some incestuous connotations, which is a pet peeve I’ve written about before. (Damn you, incest freaks! Stop besmirching sexy photos with your sick fantasies!)

Porn I Like: Futa

I’m going to start this post by splitting a hair, and hoping that others split this particular hair in the same way that I do: in my mind there are two types of “chicks with dicks” porn, which are 1) she-male, in which a person has both male and female genitalia (usually a dick and breasts), and 2) #futanari (or #futa for short, although Wikipedia seems to make a distinction between the two terms), in which a person is pretty predominantly female but with a cock. In some scenarios, especially in comics, a character will start out 100% female and then grow a cock.

The reason that I make this particular distinction is that she-male porn doesn’t turn me on (in my mind I sort of put it into the gay category, though I know it’s not), whereas futa does (in my mind I sort of put it into the lesbian category, though I know it’s not). Obviously this is a pretty fuzzy distinction – in both cases the characters have both male and female parts – so you could probably also say that if it turns me on I call it futa and if it doesn’t I call it she-male. That would be a bit reductionist, but not wholly incorrect either.

Porn I Like: Erotic Fiction

Most of the porn that I write about or link to or obsess over is of a visual nature. The vast majority of porn I consume is in the form of pictures, and the next biggest category is video. (I’ve talked before about the reasons for that ratio: being married and keeping my porn consumption “under the table” means that I don’t often get a chance to consume porn with audio.)

However being observant – not to mention highly intelligent and quite sexy – you will have noticed that I’m pretty fuckin wordy. I mean sure, I sprinkle the occasional smutty picture around the blog, but I also talk a helluva lot. So you won’t be surprised to learn that I also enjoy erotic literature.

Bad Prose

I haven’t written about erotic fiction yet, have I? I really should. In fact... I will. Keep an eye out for that.

But in the meantime, you know what can kill a hot story quick? Bad writing. Even a good concept can be ruined if someone doesn’t know how to write. They say the sign of a bad writer is the use of too many adjectives, and that’s probably true, but the sign of an even worse writer is too few nouns.

Porn I Dislike: Pussy Close-Ups

There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.

If you’ve been looking at pornographic pictures for any length of time there is a class of pose that you’re intimately familiar with (no pun intended): A sexy chick spreading her legs to give you an unobstructed view of her pussy. In extreme cases she might even be spreading her lips for you, to give you a look right inside. (She’s not actually doing it specifically for you, by the way. She doesn’t even know you. Sorry.)

My First Comment! My first com... wait.

I was very excited to open my Inbox recently and see the very first comment on the blog. My mind raced with possibilities; maybe it’s someone writing to say that my love of porn had touched them in a deep and personal way, that they were happy to know that there were kindred souls out on the internet. Maybe it was some young sexy thing who wanted to touch ME in a deep and personal way. (If you know what I’m sayin.) (Wink wink, nudge nudge.)

Porn “Fans”

Once again I’m writing a post sparked by an article I read on Slate. (The article is long but it doesn’t use many big words so you should have no trouble reading it.) (Sorry, am I getting jaded with the 140-character-or-less nature of the new internet? Anyway...)

Ancient Pornography

I come across the weirdest articles sometimes, but at least it makes me feel a bit more normal. “Been addicted to porn your whole adult life? Don’t feel bad! Folks have been groovin to porn since before the dawn of history, so you are not alone!” So it was just par for the course when I came across this article on Slate, about prehistoric porn.

Porn I Dislike: Child Porn

There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.

I don’t like child porn. Not exactly a surprising statement; in fact I wasn’t sure if I should bother posting this because it seemed too obvious. But then I decided that it’s probably not too obvious – which is sad – and figured I’d post it anyway. I’m not even sure what to say on this topic because anything I’d say seems so common sense. I don’t like the exploitation of children, and I think it takes a certain kind of sickness to enjoy even the thought of it. I’ve heard men try to excuse this behaviour, and I’ve heard people referring to it as “loving” children instead of “abusing” children, but I call bullshit on that. It takes a lot of intellectual dishonesty to try to make this kind of abuse seem OK, and while they’re tying their brains in knots trying to justify their sick behaviour children are paying the price.

Tactile Sensation

In a previous post I mentioned a lie I told in college. Not wanting to admit that I masturbated – it was a different time, when people weren’t so open about masturbation – I pretended like I never masturbated with a sock.

69

This is just juvenile, but I’m sharing anyway. I logged into Smutty the other day, looked at my notifications, and saw that I had the perfect number of them.

I think Smutty’s trying to tell me something. #69 anyone?

Rule 34

Rule 34 is a concept I’ve been familiar with almost as long as I’ve been on the internet, but until recently I didn’t know that it was actually a named “rule.” I’ve seen Rule 34 worded a couple of ways, but my favourite wording is:

If it’s on the internet, there is porn of it.

Food and Porn

When done right, sex is about the senses – it should satisfy all of them.

Porn Scenes We Never See: Hot & Sweaty

As the door slams behind them they are groping at and clinging to each other, kissing madly, moaning loudly. Clothes hit the ground in heaps as they lurch their way toward the bedroom, making a vain but valiant attempt to keep their bodies together at all times, even as they try to get their shirts and pants off.

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating Sites Suck

When I say that porn is better than sex, I’m being somewhat tongue in cheek. (If you’d like to put your tongue in my cheek please leave a comment. Also, please be female. And hot.) Obviously I prefer fucking over watching people fuck, although I have to admit that watching people fuck is a helluva lot more convenient.

One way that porn is better than sex is that it’s so much easier to get. I can log onto Smutty or Fantasti and immediately be confronted with more porn than the human brain can handle. (Another exaggeration. My brain can handle a lot of porn.) If you’re not married or in a relationship getting laid is a lot more difficult. (If you are married it’s impossible.) If you’re in a relationship with a slut I guess that’s the best-case scenario, but how many of us can say that? And frankly, even if you are in a relationship with a slut, she probably enjoys porn so you might be doing both at the same time.

Uncircumcised

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Porn I Dislike: Incest

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Blackboards in Porn

When I first started this blog one of the first things I did was look for other porn-related blogs. Or, more specifically, not just blogs about porn, but blogs written by normal people who enjoy porn. Surprisingly, I didn’t find any. (Later on I found a girl on Smutty named sugarbot who used to have a blog, but she doesn’t maintain it anymore. I guess posting pictures on Smutty is a more efficient way of doing it, which makes sense to me.) There are some blogs maintained by porn producers, but I don’t find them as interesting.

I did find one blog, though, that amused me to no end: Blackboards in Porn.

As the name implies, this is a blog which specifically looks for uses of blackboards in porn, and “celebrates” porn which goes the extra mile in putting something meaningful on the board. It doesn’t seem to be actively posted to anymore, which is a shame because porn connoisseurs need more porn-related blogs, even ones that are... well, let’s face it, kind of silly.

That being said, if you know of other porn-related blogs, please pass them on. You can use the comments here. I am especially interested in ones where the bloggers write about porn and/or their love of it, but blogs that just post pictures are good too. After all, I happen to enjoy that kind of thing.

Thank You Ladies!

When I was growing up, and even into my early adult years, porn wasn’t easy to come by. You had to buy magazines or videos or go to one of those adult theatres (where the floors are probably covered in old, sticky cum). Now it’s quite easy to get porn of any type through the internet, meaning that a lot more people are consuming porn than ever before. It also means that the demographics of porn consumers are changing; people are probably consuming porn at younger ages than in times past, but more importantly (for this post) women are also viewing porn more than they have in the past.

A Quick (and Funny) Post

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Amen, brother. Amen.

Porn I Like: Toons

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