Food and Porn

When done right, sex is about the senses – it should satisfy all of them.

• Sight: The woman (or women) I’m with should be beautiful and sexy; lingerie can do much when chosen wisely; a set of breasts bouncing or swaying during sex is almost enough to cause premature ejaculation
• Sound: A whisper in the ear at the right time can get a tingle in all the right places; a sexy voice describing what she wants me to do to her gets me hard every time; a blowjob is always better when accompanied by wet slurping; there is nothing on earth sexier than the sound of a woman screaming out an orgasm – nothing
• Taste: A pussy should be clean, fresh, and well lubricated (maybe not at the beginning, but as things progress); every woman’s skin tastes different (and I want to taste them all!); women shouldn’t wear perfume if they’re going to be fucking because that shit tastes nasty
• Smell: The clean scent of shampoo in a woman’s hair is incredibly erotic; it’s fun to kiss a woman who’s chewing gum (and a turn off when her breath smells like cigarettes); the scent of a pussy which is ready to be fucked always turns me on
• Touch: This one seems like the easiest one, but there’s so much more to sex than the simple in-and-out of a cock fucking a pussy (or ass or mouth or whatever): the skin-to-skin contact of two bodies laying alongside each other; the feel of a finger tracing along a jaw; the sensuous curve of a hand moving along the bottom of a breast; the feel of a perfectly shaped ass in hand

And there are a million other ways of involving the senses. That’s part of the reason sex is so fun: endless possibilities for creativity in satiation.

Similarly with porn and masturbation, the more senses you can involve the better. There is already the sight and sound of the porn and the touch of your hand to your body. But what about taste?

Unless you’re a lot more flexible than I am you’re not going to be able to taste yourself. (Frankly, I’m not sure I want to experience the taste of semen anyway.) But you can taste food.

I discovered this by accident one morning when I had the house to myself, a fresh cup of coffee on the desk, some porn on the computer and my cock in my hand. It was one of those nice leisurely experiences when I could take my time with it, slowly working my way to my orgasm, and at one point I reached over with my free hand to take a sip of coffee. My eyes were on the computer screen so obviously they were still happy; because I had the house to myself I was able to play a video with the sound on and the girl(s) on screen were making noises of pleasure for me; and my “working hand” was doing something fun to my cock so my sense of touch was nicely occupied. And then, when I took a sip, suddenly I was also getting my sense of taste fulfilled with that wonderful experience that every coffee lover is addicted to: the first sip.

Rarely does a sip of coffee taste so good. When I’d first reached for it I hadn’t been giving it much thought, it was just natural to take a sip at that point, but when my sense of taste got involved while my other senses were already having so much fun it was completely heightened.

I’m a coffee drinker, so of course the experience was great with coffee, but I’ve also done this with other drinks, or even food that I can eat with one hand, and as long as I’m eating or drinking something that I enjoy, adding that extra sense kicks the whole experience up a notch.

Now I just need to start involving my sense of smell. If any young ladies want to wash their hair with a nice shampoo and come over so that I can smell it while I beat off just let me know. But I hope you have a flexible schedule because we’ll need to do it on a day when I have the house to myself.

Then again, in that situation I’m sure I’ll be able to find something to taste other than coffee...