June 30, 2013

Porn I Like: Rape

So I’ll just admit it up front rather than working up to it: I like rape porn. This includes porn in comic, story, or even live action form (when done well). I think this is an extension of the fact that I like the rough stuff, taking it to yet another level, but I couldn’t say for sure.

June 23, 2013

Why Do We Like Porn?

Did you ever do that thing where you think about a particular word or phrase for so long it starts to lose all meaning? Think about the word... well, the word “word.” Just mull that one word over in your head for a bit.

Word... word... word... word... Word is, actually, a word, which, were I smoking pot right now, would probably blow my mind. Word word word. Wordwordwordword. Word is actually “sword” but without the ‘s’.

If you keep thinking about it long enough the word “word” will stop meaning anything, and you’ll sort of have to reboot your mind, and think about something else for a while before coming back to it to remember that “word” is actually a word that has meaning.

June 12, 2013

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Food Court Woman

It’s remarkable how similar this post is to a previous one. And frankly, since there’s still no actual sex in this post, these titles are getting more and more misleading as time goes by.

I was having a semi-work-related meeting with a colleague in a food court close to the office. We were sipping our iced drinks from Starbucks, talking about some personal issues and some work issues and just generally avoiding work before a long weekend. As we talked my eye wandered to an attractive woman lugging a large shoulder bag and a shopping bag in our general direction. To my surprise, she sat at a table right by us, though there were plenty of open tables around. It was sort of like this:

June 02, 2013

Line Between Fantasy and Deviant Perversion?

I sometimes write posts on this blog about Porn I Like and Porn I Dislike (not to mention Porn I’m Indifferent To). When I write about porn I dislike I usually include the following introduction:
There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.
That last sentence is the most important part of the introduction, even though it’s mostly (but not completely) tongue in cheek. I’m definitely going to put it to the test in this post and some future ones I’m thinking of writing.