Porn I Like: Breast to Breast

It's not the same when they have clothes on

On the one hand I can’t believe I haven’t written about this before, it seems so obvious – I fucking love breasts! – but on the other hand maybe I just thought it was too specific. On the first hand again, however, I did write an entire post about them, so I’m not above getting hyper-specific on types of boob pics I like when I feel the need. Or when I want an excuse to post a bunch of smutty pictures. Which is always.

Some Things Are Turnoffs – Except When They’re Not

You know what’s great? Having someone you can talk to about dirty stuff, especially the dirty stuff you need to keep secret. I used to have a bunch of friends I could talk to about adultery – many of them were women, which was even better because guys get weird about having conversations with other guys that are too intimate – and I still talk to one of those ladies about adultery. Now that I’ve started this blog we’ve expanded our horizons and also talk about porn. We haven’t done anything physical with/to/beside each other yet, but it’s only a matter of time; my pull is magnetic, so she can only resist it for so long. (At this point I think she’s just being stubborn, which is only hurting herself!)

Porn I Like: Rape

So I’ll just admit it up front rather than working up to it: I like rape porn. This includes porn in comic, story, or even live action form (when done well). I think this is an extension of the fact that I like the rough stuff, taking it to yet another level, but I couldn’t say for sure.

Porn I Like: Futa

I’m going to start this post by splitting a hair, and hoping that others split this particular hair in the same way that I do: in my mind there are two types of “chicks with dicks” porn, which are 1) she-male, in which a person has both male and female genitalia (usually a dick and breasts), and 2) #futanari (or #futa for short, although Wikipedia seems to make a distinction between the two terms), in which a person is pretty predominantly female but with a cock. In some scenarios, especially in comics, a character will start out 100% female and then grow a cock.

The reason that I make this particular distinction is that she-male porn doesn’t turn me on (in my mind I sort of put it into the gay category, though I know it’s not), whereas futa does (in my mind I sort of put it into the lesbian category, though I know it’s not). Obviously this is a pretty fuzzy distinction – in both cases the characters have both male and female parts – so you could probably also say that if it turns me on I call it futa and if it doesn’t I call it she-male. That would be a bit reductionist, but not wholly incorrect either.

Porn I Like: Erotic Fiction

Most of the porn that I write about or link to or obsess over is of a visual nature. The vast majority of porn I consume is in the form of pictures, and the next biggest category is video. (I’ve talked before about the reasons for that ratio: being married and keeping my porn consumption “under the table” means that I don’t often get a chance to consume porn with audio.)

However being observant – not to mention highly intelligent and quite sexy – you will have noticed that I’m pretty fuckin wordy. I mean sure, I sprinkle the occasional smutty picture around the blog, but I also talk a helluva lot. So you won’t be surprised to learn that I also enjoy erotic literature.

Porn I Like: Toons

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