You know what’s great? Having someone you can talk to about dirty stuff, especially the dirty stuff you need to keep secret. I used to have a bunch of friends I could talk to about adultery – many of them were women, which was even better because guys get weird about having conversations with other guys that are too intimate – and I still talk to one of those ladies about adultery. Now that I’ve started this blog we’ve expanded our horizons and also talk about porn. We haven’t done anything physical with/to/beside each other yet, but it’s only a matter of time; my pull is magnetic, so she can only resist it for so long. (At this point I think she’s just being stubborn, which is only hurting herself!)
Showing posts with label Porn I Dislike. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Porn I Dislike. Show all posts
November 02, 2014
May 15, 2013
Porn I Dislike: Gay
There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.
It may be surprising, or it may not, that I’m not into gay stuff. When I was a bit younger no straight guys were into gay porn, only gay guys were. I have a feeling that might be evolving and there may be more men exploring gay porn, whether out of interest or just purely out of curiosity. Or dudes are just confused by the whole “emo” thing, which is 90% gay but doesn’t call itself that. Either way, it’s not something I’m into.
To be clear, this isn’t some kind of statement, or moral objection. I don’t expect to impress anyone with my straightness, and I don’t judge anyone for being gay or being interested in gay porn. Actually, it would be easier if I were into dudes (gay or bi), because it would be easier to get laid. (I used to live in the gay neighbourhood of my city, and I got hit on a lot. I’m just sayin, I must have a great ass. That’s how it works, right?)
I also don’t plan on meeting any of my readers, so I don’t need to impress any of you. I’m just an anonymous Blogger account, not a real dude.
The gay thing doesn’t turn me on and neither do it’s different incarnations, meaning that I’m also not into bisexul porn. I’m seeing quite a bit of it lately, where there’s some kind of group sex going on with various people fucking and sucking – I love the whole orgy thing – and there will be a guy sucking another guy’s dick, and it kinda turns me off. Or there’ll be some cuck-related porn with a caption that the girl wants her husband to come and eat the cum out of her pussy; that turns me off too.
Actually, any idea of a guy eating cum turns me off. That could be the reason I never tried harder at #autofellatio; the idea of getting a free blowjob whenever I want is appealing, but not the idea of swallowing my own cum.
And let’s be honest: A blowjob where the cum isn’t swallowed? It’s just not as good.
It may be surprising, or it may not, that I’m not into gay stuff. When I was a bit younger no straight guys were into gay porn, only gay guys were. I have a feeling that might be evolving and there may be more men exploring gay porn, whether out of interest or just purely out of curiosity. Or dudes are just confused by the whole “emo” thing, which is 90% gay but doesn’t call itself that. Either way, it’s not something I’m into.
To be clear, this isn’t some kind of statement, or moral objection. I don’t expect to impress anyone with my straightness, and I don’t judge anyone for being gay or being interested in gay porn. Actually, it would be easier if I were into dudes (gay or bi), because it would be easier to get laid. (I used to live in the gay neighbourhood of my city, and I got hit on a lot. I’m just sayin, I must have a great ass. That’s how it works, right?)
I also don’t plan on meeting any of my readers, so I don’t need to impress any of you. I’m just an anonymous Blogger account, not a real dude.
The gay thing doesn’t turn me on and neither do it’s different incarnations, meaning that I’m also not into bisexul porn. I’m seeing quite a bit of it lately, where there’s some kind of group sex going on with various people fucking and sucking – I love the whole orgy thing – and there will be a guy sucking another guy’s dick, and it kinda turns me off. Or there’ll be some cuck-related porn with a caption that the girl wants her husband to come and eat the cum out of her pussy; that turns me off too.
Actually, any idea of a guy eating cum turns me off. That could be the reason I never tried harder at #autofellatio; the idea of getting a free blowjob whenever I want is appealing, but not the idea of swallowing my own cum.
And let’s be honest: A blowjob where the cum isn’t swallowed? It’s just not as good.
March 17, 2013
Porn I Dislike: Pussy Close-Ups
There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.
If you’ve been looking at pornographic pictures for any length of time there is a class of pose that you’re intimately familiar with (no pun intended): A sexy chick spreading her legs to give you an unobstructed view of her pussy. In extreme cases she might even be spreading her lips for you, to give you a look right inside. (She’s not actually doing it specifically for you, by the way. She doesn’t even know you. Sorry.)
If you’ve been looking at pornographic pictures for any length of time there is a class of pose that you’re intimately familiar with (no pun intended): A sexy chick spreading her legs to give you an unobstructed view of her pussy. In extreme cases she might even be spreading her lips for you, to give you a look right inside. (She’s not actually doing it specifically for you, by the way. She doesn’t even know you. Sorry.)
March 03, 2013
Porn I Dislike: Child Porn
There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.
I don’t like child porn. Not exactly a surprising statement; in fact I wasn’t sure if I should bother posting this because it seemed too obvious. But then I decided that it’s probably not too obvious – which is sad – and figured I’d post it anyway. I’m not even sure what to say on this topic because anything I’d say seems so common sense. I don’t like the exploitation of children, and I think it takes a certain kind of sickness to enjoy even the thought of it. I’ve heard men try to excuse this behaviour, and I’ve heard people referring to it as “loving” children instead of “abusing” children, but I call bullshit on that. It takes a lot of intellectual dishonesty to try to make this kind of abuse seem OK, and while they’re tying their brains in knots trying to justify their sick behaviour children are paying the price.
I don’t like child porn. Not exactly a surprising statement; in fact I wasn’t sure if I should bother posting this because it seemed too obvious. But then I decided that it’s probably not too obvious – which is sad – and figured I’d post it anyway. I’m not even sure what to say on this topic because anything I’d say seems so common sense. I don’t like the exploitation of children, and I think it takes a certain kind of sickness to enjoy even the thought of it. I’ve heard men try to excuse this behaviour, and I’ve heard people referring to it as “loving” children instead of “abusing” children, but I call bullshit on that. It takes a lot of intellectual dishonesty to try to make this kind of abuse seem OK, and while they’re tying their brains in knots trying to justify their sick behaviour children are paying the price.
January 20, 2013
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