May 15, 2013

Porn I Dislike: Gay

There are definitely types of porn that I do not like – that I dislike. One could even go so far as to say that I hate some types of porn. If I ever have any blog readers there may well be disagreements; porn which they love and have a fetish for but that I think is gross or sick or disgusting. They may think the same thing about porn that I like. All I can say to that is: I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it.

It may be surprising, or it may not, that I’m not into gay stuff. When I was a bit younger no straight guys were into gay porn, only gay guys were. I have a feeling that might be evolving and there may be more men exploring gay porn, whether out of interest or just purely out of curiosity. Or dudes are just confused by the whole “emo” thing, which is 90% gay but doesn’t call itself that. Either way, it’s not something I’m into.

To be clear, this isn’t some kind of statement, or moral objection. I don’t expect to impress anyone with my straightness, and I don’t judge anyone for being gay or being interested in gay porn. Actually, it would be easier if I were into dudes (gay or bi), because it would be easier to get laid. (I used to live in the gay neighbourhood of my city, and I got hit on a lot. I’m just sayin, I must have a great ass. That’s how it works, right?)

I also don’t plan on meeting any of my readers, so I don’t need to impress any of you. I’m just an anonymous Blogger account, not a real dude.

The gay thing doesn’t turn me on and neither do it’s different incarnations, meaning that I’m also not into bisexul porn. I’m seeing quite a bit of it lately, where there’s some kind of group sex going on with various people fucking and sucking – I love the whole orgy thing – and there will be a guy sucking another guy’s dick, and it kinda turns me off. Or there’ll be some cuck-related porn with a caption that the girl wants her husband to come and eat the cum out of her pussy; that turns me off too.

Actually, any idea of a guy eating cum turns me off. That could be the reason I never tried harder at #autofellatio; the idea of getting a free blowjob whenever I want is appealing, but not the idea of swallowing my own cum.

And let’s be honest: A blowjob where the cum isn’t swallowed? It’s just not as good.

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