There’s only one person in real life that I’ve told about this blog. I didn’t tell her the name or address of it, just that I’m writing a blog about porn. The reason I told her is that we have a shared history of nefarious blogging, so one day when she asked me if I’ll ever blog again, I told her. And yes, if you’re curious about a girl who has a history of nefarious blogging, she is hot (though she’s not my type anymore – she knows why).
Ever since I told her it’s been in the back of my mind that she might find it someday. After all, there aren’t that many blogs devoted to porn, so if she ever comes across it she’ll know it’s me. Also, my inherent sexiness comes through in my writing, I’m sure, so that will be a dead giveaway. And I almost wrote a post that would have been a sure message to her: she sent me an email, and I replied with a very clever response, and I was going to share it with you.
Fortunately or unfortunately I came to my senses at the last second. If she’d shared those emails with anyone else, the number of people who might suddenly realize who I am would be growing and growing.
Not that I expect I have thousands of readers scratching their heads trying to figure out who I am. I just figure I should play it safe, that’s all.
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