March 13, 2013

My First Comment! My first com... wait.

I was very excited to open my Inbox recently and see the very first comment on the blog. My mind raced with possibilities; maybe it’s someone writing to say that my love of porn had touched them in a deep and personal way, that they were happy to know that there were kindred souls out on the internet. Maybe it was some young sexy thing who wanted to touch ME in a deep and personal way. (If you know what I’m sayin.) (Wink wink, nudge nudge.)

It doesn’t take long to open an email, so I didn’t have a lot of time for these musings. And here is what it said, in all its glory:
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating Sites Suck...":

Εller νil ԁu avtale еt møte dеr du møter en helt fгemmeԁ bare for å knulle. Jeg har mine forestillingеr om hvа jeg letег еtteг og det er modne damer som еr åρen foг Swinger. Bedrе er å hа en ”anal douche” en ballong du kan fуlle opp med væske, helѕt tilsatt litt salt..

Also visіt my blοg ... kontaktannoser
DAMMIT! Fucking spam. (I’m not giving them the satisfaction of including a link to the actual site they were pimping. Bastards.)

I should have known, really. Every time I start a blog I have to decide whether I want to turn on “captchas” for the comments, I always decide not to bother, and I always end up having to go back and put them on after all. (In this case Blogger correctly deduced that this was spam and didn’t let it through. Nor did it let through the next one, which was almost identical. So for now I’ll hold off on the captchas.)

Incidentally, in case you’re interested, Google tells me that the email is written in Norwegian. The translation in English is:
Εller νil ԁ u deal еt meeting dеr you meet a whole fгemme ԁ only to fuck. I have my forestillingеr about hvа I letег еtteг and there are mature women who years åρen foг Swinger. Bedrе is hа an "anal douche" a balloon You can fуlle up with fluid, helѕt with a little salt.

Also visіt my blοg ... kontaktannoser
So... yeah. Much clearer.

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