It usually works like this:
- I have some TV time to myself, so I turn on some shitty movie that I know my wife wouldn’t like (even if I’m only half interested in it). Usually something with a lot of action, and geared toward guys, so that there’s guaranteed to be some gratuitous nudity somewhere near the beginning.
- While I’m watching the TV I pull out my laptop and start surfing Smutty or Fantasti and let the porn wash over me.
- Because I’m only half paying attention to the screen, I miss the gratuitous nudity. All of those breasts and asses distract me from the breasts and asses!
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