In a recent post I gave a Public Service Announcement (which was really just a long-ish rant) about pictures on Fantasti or Smutty of faces with tags indicating they are facials. If I had any readers they probably didn’t get the point, however, since I sprinkled a bunch of pictures of pretty girls in that post and us porn lovers get distracted by sexy pictures. Look, here’s one now:
As it happens, that photo illustrates the point I want to make in this post: it’s a picture of a cute girl in some sexy lace panties, but it’s not (as the tags on Fantasti would indicate) a picture of a spanking. Worse yet, the tags have some incestuous connotations, which is a pet peeve I’ve written about before. (Damn you, incest freaks! Stop besmirching sexy photos with your sick fantasies!)
Where was I? right. Asses, but not spankings. Here’s another example:
Unfortunately it demonstrates both points because those incest-loving bastards put an incest tag on this one, too, but I won’t go off into rant-land this time.
To be clear, I don’t have a problem with either of those photos in and of themselves. They’re both sexy pictures of nice asses; I wouldn’t mind spanking those girls. But they’re not actually being spanked in those photos, so when I go looking for photos of #spanking these photos shouldn’t come up. If I go looking for pictures of asses (e.g. #perfectass, #asses) then they’re perfectly appropriate, and I’ll appreciate seeing them.
What should I see, if I look for spanking? Well, maybe something like this:
Or this:
Or, to throw a lesbian twist into it, how about this:
(God that’s hot; perfect boobs and a spanking. You see why I love porn?)
Those are pictures of girls being spanked. These are just pictures of asses:
Nice asses, to be sure, but not asses which are being spanked.
In Progress, or Post-Spank Glow?
Since I’m being all pedantic about ass pics vs. spanking pics, does that mean that there actually has to be a spanking going on in the picture to qualify as a spanking pic? No, not at all. For example, how about this:
or this:
or this:
Nobody’s being spanked at the moment, but those asses have quite clearly been spanked. They’re definitely spanking pics, just as much as this
or this
or this
They’re not just pictures of asses, they’re pictures of spanked asses. If someone goes looking for spanking pics, these definitely qualify. It’s all about...
Context
The point is, the picture has to be about spanking to qualify as a spanking pic. Just a picture of an ass isn’t good enough; I get that you want to spank that ass, but that doesn’t make the picture about spanking. But this one is, even though nobody’s actually being spanked:
And so’s this one:
Even this one:
There is a clear implication that this bad girl needs a spanking.
Mmm...
Sorry, went off into another world there, for a minute.
Like I say, that’s a picture which is about spanking, so it deserves the tag as much as she deserves the spanking.
As opposed to...
Simple Hand Placement – Not Good Enough!
Let’s take a look at another lesbian photo:
Pretty sexy, isn’t it? Look at those cute asses. And each girl has her hand on the other girl’s bum, which is even sexier. But just because their hands are on each other’s ass, it doesn’t mean anybody’s being spanked!
Similarly, nobody is being spanked here, it’s just simple hand placement:
And, frankly, this one’s not even close to being a spanking pic:
If you want to see girls spanking each other you need something like this:
or this:
or, for a girl who’s really getting into it, this:
Even this photo indicates spanking (though I have a feeling they’re just mugging for the camera, not actually spanking):
This one... well, I’m not sure if there’s actually spanking going on, but it’s obvious that one girl is taking firm control, and it’s fucking hot:
Frankly, I’m guessing most people who like spanking pics will probably like this one, so it gets a pass, even if it’s not a spanking picture.
In Conclusion
So to sum up, just because a picture has an ass (or two, or three) in it, doesn’t make it a spanking picture. This is not a spanking picture:
This is:
as is this:
and this:
and this:
You’re welcome. (Um... for the PSA, as well as for all of the pictures of sexy asses.)
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