May 14, 2014

Why I Would Have Sex With a Zombie

Last week I wrote about sex with zombies. No, seriously, it’s true! I really did! This blog is fucked up, yo.

In that post I said that I don’t get why one would have sex with a zombie, since she probably wouldn’t enjoy it. But that post left out one very crucial piece of information, which sends the whole argument crashing down to the ground: There’s no such thing as zombies. So any zombie girl who comes looking for a booty call isn’t really a zombie girl, she’s just some freaky chick who likes dressing up like one.

And I’d be into throwing her one, if for no other reason than to find out what other kind of freaky stuff she’s into in the bedroom.

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