Life After Sex? Will Porn Be Enough When I’m Old?

Let me run a couple of scenarios past you. I’m not doing this for Minx’s benefit – though she requested something similar – it just happens to be a good way to get to my point. Or maybe it’s just semi-titillating; this is a blog about porn, so titillation is also good.

Scenario 1:

My stomach glistens from the coating of semen it has just received. A video continues to play on whatever device I was using to consume porn; one or more females are continuing to get fucked and scream out their pleasure for me as my pulse rate and breathing come back down to normal levels. My fingers are still lightly wrapped around my cock, which will remain hard for a while – it always does. In a minute I’ll turn the video off and go to the bathroom, wet a washcloth with hot water, and clean myself off, but for the moment I’m just going to lie here and be content.

I may be done for the night, or I may need another go-round in 15 or 30 minutes; sometimes I can’t get enough (of myself?!?), and if I’m not careful the little guy will end up raw from overuse, but other times once is just fine. If I’m on my own – if I’m traveling, or if she is, or for whatever other reason I’m sleeping alone tonight – I’ll be tempted to just lay here like this and fall asleep as I am, enjoying the warm contentment, but I’ll resist that temptation because I know it will quickly get uncomfortable.

Scenario 2:

She’s careful to stay close as she rolls off me, maintaining the intimate touch of skin. She lies half on me, her breast resting on my chest, as my pulse rate and breathing come back down to normal levels. It’s too early to remove the condom from my cock because it will remain hard for a while – it always does. In a while she’ll probably go to the bathroom to get a hot washcloth with which to clean me off, but for the moment we’re just lying here in each other’s arms, content.

Later she may give me a massage, or we may go for another round; sometimes I can’t get enough, but usually once is all I can manage in one session. But for now I’m feeling peaceful, and if I was in my own place I’d be tempted to fall asleep like this, condom still on, in the warm arms of this beautiful girl. It’s not a temptation I’m in danger of giving in to, because I’ll need to be on my way soon.

If I were to ask which of these scenarios sounds better, most people would probably say the second one – the one that involves, you know, real live contact with a physical human being. And most days I’d probably agree. Most days. There are days when I’d rather be lazy and/or selfish and just spend the 10 or 15 or 30 minutes to pleasure myself rather than going through the fuss and bother of leaving the house and finding someone to fuck, but most days I’d agree that sex is better than masturbation. But the option of spending time alone, just me and my cock (and the electronic device from which I get my porn), is always a good option even on days when it’s the second choice.

But I’m also aware of my age, and that sometimes leads me to think about the day when going out and getting laid is no longer an option. There will come a time when I’ll be old, and I won’t be able to go out and find girls to fuck the way I can now. When will that time come? I don’t actually know; it will depend how badly I age, I guess. Will I be able to pick up chicks at the bar when I’m 60? Will I be able to find anyone to screw on Ashley Madison when I’m 55? Will I be able to find an escort who’s willing to fuck me when I’m 70? (Some escorts will enforce an age limit, for the obvious reason that they’re worried about their clients having heart attacks and dying on them. Let’s face it: You wouldn’t want a dead man’s cock inside you either!) (Uh… If you would like a dead man’s cock inside you, please do NOT tell me about it. You have a kink that I want no part of.)

If I age well, I may very well be able to continue getting chicks when I’m in my 60s or 70s. If I age badly, I might not even be picking up chicks in my late 40s. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t expect to walk into a bar when I’m 73 and start hitting on chicks who are 23; they’d find it gross and I probably would as well. (I can barely stand 23 year olds as it is, though they’re fun to look at.) But I might be picking up 50 year olds or something.

 
Regardless of whether I’m able to get women (of any age) in bed, the porn and masturbation option will always be open to me. But I wonder: Will it be enough? Or am I going to miss my philandering ways when they’re behind me? It’s possible that I’ll get wiser with age and come to my senses, somehow realizing that all this sleeping around is a bad idea. That’s what people say. But it hasn’t happened yet, so there is also the possibility that it never will. So when I’m 70 and yankin it to videos of 23 year olds fucking, am I going to get wistful and pine for the days when I was going out and fucking real women?

I hope not, because wistfulness kills the mood and I probably won’t be able to finish.