Autocomplete for Porn Searches

Anyone who’s used Google is familiar with–

Wait, let me start again.

Everyone is familiar with autocomplete. When you go to Google and start typing the site helpfully provides you with phrases that others have searched for. Sometimes with helpful results, sometimes with funny results, and sometimes with results that make you lose your faith in humanity.

I’m sure a lot of people search for porn on Google, but not all searches are porn-related, so when you start typing in Google it can’t just assume you’re looking for porn. (If Google knew you like I know you, dear reader, I’m sure it would assume you were looking for porn.)

On the other hand, if you’re doing a search on PornMD it’s quite clear that you’re looking for porn, so their autocomplete is definitely porn-related.

So what do you do if you like the PornMD Live Search page, and you’re feeling creative? Well you take the results and write poetry, of course!