I’m sitting in front of the TV. Watching… I don’t know, something stupid, probably. I’m just killing time, really. My wife and I agreed to have sex later, and I’m hoping it will be soon so that I can go to bed early.
All of my single readers are shaking their heads in disbelief right now. “You made plans to have sex?” they’re thinking. “Where’s the romance in that? When I get married my marriage will never be like that!” And it’s so cute that they’re thinking that way. They’re wrong, of course, all marriages go down that path, but I just want to pat them on the heads or pinch their cheeks or something for being so naive and adorable. Don’t give up your naivete, single readers! (Until it’s taken from you.)
And we’ll skip over the part about hoping to go to bed early. No, I didn’t have plans to make love “all night long” or anything. It was a long week, OK? Fuck you, single readers.
You know what I’d really like to do, though? As I sit here watching TV and waiting for my wife to be ready? Go watch some porn and yank it.
Wednesday Evening, 9:00 PM
My wife sits down beside me and starts working on something. Sewing a button or something. I guess we’re not doing it early enough for me to go to bed early.
Wednesday Evening, 9:30 PM
She starts getting ready. It’s only a matter of time now.
Wednesday Evening, 10:00 PM
We finally get to it, and it’s good, as it pretty much always is. This time we take it slow, and easy, and intense. Say what you will about the non-romance of married sex, we know what to do to please each other.
Wednesday Night, I don’t know what time
We’re in bed together after. We’ve finished and cleaned up. The lights are off, and her breathing beside me indicates that she’s probably asleep.
And if I had just slightly more energy I’d get up and go to the bathroom to tear off a quick one. Maybe even take my smartphone with me so I could browse porn while I do it – porn always helps. But I don’t have quite enough energy, so I’ll just drift off into peaceful slumber instead.
Thursday Morning, 9:00 AM
I’m working from home today. Lots of opportunity for porn, and for yankin it, and for yankin it to porn.
Except… I’m working from home, not taking a day off. So maybe not as much opportunity for porn as I’d like.
Oh well. Where there’s a will there’s a way; I’ll find some “me time” soon.
I don't know, the slow, married, intense sex sounds very good to me. In fact, it sounds better than porn.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, a little self love is always good for body and soul... ;-)
Yes, they're both good in different ways. And since then I've managed to rejuvenate both body and soul a number of times. :)
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