That being said, I’ve been fortunate enough to date some pretty frigging sexy women, so many of the photos I receive are porn-quality photos, and many others would be porn-quality if they were just taken on a real camera instead of a cell phone. Have I mentioned before how remarkably lucky I am? My life is pretty fucking sweet, y’all.
Anyway, I was saying that these women are taking a chance by sending photos, and that’s exactly what it is. Most of us don’t like how we look in photos, especially erotic ones, especially when we compare ourselves to the models we see in porn. Few of us are very good with a camera, either; I’m definitely not, so my selfies never come out good. (How do you do it, Minx?) So when a woman sends me an erotic photo I know there is a part of her which is fearful of my reaction. “Will he notice the slight pudge at my midsection? Are my breasts a bit too droopy? Will he see the cellulose on my ass? Is the look on my face sexy, or is that just duckface?” Even when I like the photos, there is still a certain amount of reservation, as she tries to determine if I’m just leading her on or being nice.
It’s also taking a chance, in most cases, because I don’t get into these types of situations with single girls, which means that the woman sending me photos is also worried about getting caught, or some kind of revenge porn situation developing. Luckily for them I abhor revenge porn, but unluckily for them, they have to take it on faith.
So this means that, regardless of how good the photo is, I get turned on when a woman sends me a photo just because the idea that she did this for me is a turn-on; when the photo is good, or the woman is sexy, or both, that’s an extra layer of excitement on top of an already good situation.
But when a girl really wants to turn me on, the sexiest feature she can include is one that’s oft overlooked: her eyes. Do you have a tight, gripable bum? By all means, sheathe it in a pair of sexy black panties and send me a pic. Do you have luscious, perky boobs? Get that camera phone out, situate yourself in front of a mirror, and show ‘em off! I’ll thank you for it. Got a tight tummy? Smooth, sexy legs? These are all fair game for the camera. But if you really want to do it for me, make sure I can see your eyes; make sure I can see in them your intent to turn me on. (This is why photos which are taken specifically for me are way more erotic than photos which are taken for other purposes and then sent to me.)
Recently a girl sent me a video in which she pleasured herself, which was fucking sexy. Hell, it would have been sexy if she’d just emailed and told me she was pleasuring herself to thoughts of me, the video knocks it out of the park.
But the sexiest part of the video is that it didn’t show anything but her eyes. Through the camera she looked me in the eye as she came – as if I were right there in the room with her.
Aren't you a lucky, lucky sod to receive such a gift, TIYB?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you completely about the eyes (and faces in general). There's something about looking into that camera as you imagine your lover, as you imagine his gaze and his reaction once he sees the desire in your eyes or mouth or the blush high on your cheek.
As for my photographs, for every one you see online there are more than a few that are utterly terrible! But thank you for thinking me worthy of the mention... ;-)
Definitely I AM lucky to have received such a gift. Almost every photo she sends includes her eyes, which is very, very nice. :)
DeleteI'm sure there are lots of photos that go into your rejected pile, for bad camera angles or imperfect lighting or whatever. Maybe sometimes you're not expecting the click and have a goofy look on your face. :P I'd still love to wander through that rejected pile sometime, though... ;)