69

This is just juvenile, but I’m sharing anyway. I logged into Smutty the other day, looked at my notifications, and saw that I had the perfect number of them.

I think Smutty’s trying to tell me something. #69 anyone?

Rule 34

Rule 34 is a concept I’ve been familiar with almost as long as I’ve been on the internet, but until recently I didn’t know that it was actually a named “rule.” I’ve seen Rule 34 worded a couple of ways, but my favourite wording is:

If it’s on the internet, there is porn of it.

Food and Porn

When done right, sex is about the senses – it should satisfy all of them.

Porn Scenes We Never See: Hot & Sweaty

As the door slams behind them they are groping at and clinging to each other, kissing madly, moaning loudly. Clothes hit the ground in heaps as they lurch their way toward the bedroom, making a vain but valiant attempt to keep their bodies together at all times, even as they try to get their shirts and pants off.

Reasons Porn is Better Than Sex: Dating Sites Suck

When I say that porn is better than sex, I’m being somewhat tongue in cheek. (If you’d like to put your tongue in my cheek please leave a comment. Also, please be female. And hot.) Obviously I prefer fucking over watching people fuck, although I have to admit that watching people fuck is a helluva lot more convenient.

One way that porn is better than sex is that it’s so much easier to get. I can log onto Smutty or Fantasti and immediately be confronted with more porn than the human brain can handle. (Another exaggeration. My brain can handle a lot of porn.) If you’re not married or in a relationship getting laid is a lot more difficult. (If you are married it’s impossible.) If you’re in a relationship with a slut I guess that’s the best-case scenario, but how many of us can say that? And frankly, even if you are in a relationship with a slut, she probably enjoys porn so you might be doing both at the same time.

Uncircumcised

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Porn I Dislike: Incest

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Blackboards in Porn

When I first started this blog one of the first things I did was look for other porn-related blogs. Or, more specifically, not just blogs about porn, but blogs written by normal people who enjoy porn. Surprisingly, I didn’t find any. (Later on I found a girl on Smutty named sugarbot who used to have a blog, but she doesn’t maintain it anymore. I guess posting pictures on Smutty is a more efficient way of doing it, which makes sense to me.) There are some blogs maintained by porn producers, but I don’t find them as interesting.

I did find one blog, though, that amused me to no end: Blackboards in Porn.

As the name implies, this is a blog which specifically looks for uses of blackboards in porn, and “celebrates” porn which goes the extra mile in putting something meaningful on the board. It doesn’t seem to be actively posted to anymore, which is a shame because porn connoisseurs need more porn-related blogs, even ones that are... well, let’s face it, kind of silly.

That being said, if you know of other porn-related blogs, please pass them on. You can use the comments here. I am especially interested in ones where the bloggers write about porn and/or their love of it, but blogs that just post pictures are good too. After all, I happen to enjoy that kind of thing.

Thank You Ladies!

When I was growing up, and even into my early adult years, porn wasn’t easy to come by. You had to buy magazines or videos or go to one of those adult theatres (where the floors are probably covered in old, sticky cum). Now it’s quite easy to get porn of any type through the internet, meaning that a lot more people are consuming porn than ever before. It also means that the demographics of porn consumers are changing; people are probably consuming porn at younger ages than in times past, but more importantly (for this post) women are also viewing porn more than they have in the past.

A Quick (and Funny) Post

From Failbook:

Amen, brother. Amen.

Porn I Like: Toons

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Post-Orgasmic Tactile Sensation

This blog is too new for me to be able to say this, but I’ll say it anyway: There’s a chance this will be the strangest post I ever write. Considering that this is a blog dedicated to my infatuation with porn, a strange topic in its own right, that’s saying something.

My History With Porn: Social Porn

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My History With Porn: BitTorrent

For quite a number of years I was getting my porn from newsgroups, and then one day the unthinkable happened: my ISP discontinued their newsgroup service. A notification email that most of their customers probably didn’t understand (let alone care about) sent a chill down my spine. My primary source of porn was about to be taken away from me; I wasn’t sure what I was going to do.

My History With Porn: Marriage

It was during my “newsgroups over high-speed internet” phase that I got married and moved in with my wife, changing the nature of the situation dramatically. The amount of porn I was consuming dramatically decreased, not from of lack of desire but from lack of opportunity.

My History With Porn: High-Speed Internet

Throughout my college years, and for a few years into my working life, I connected to the internet through modems, eventually getting up to 28.8 kilobits per second – much faster than I’d been connecting, but still not very fast at all. As my career took off and money started coming in regularly I was able to trade up.

My History With Porn: The Internet

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My History With Porn: College

At some point in my teenaged years I got religion. I became a born-again Christian, and eventually decided that all of this pornography (let alone the masturbation) probably wasn’t a good idea. So, remarkably, I stopped. Looking back on this it still amazes me. Later in life I tried numerous times to quit and wasn’t able to do it, but apparently I was able to stop in my teenaged years, when my hormones would have been far more... hormonal.

Of course, one doesn’t just shut off masturbation like a valve; there has to be a release. But that’s where wet dreams come in. When the pressure built too high the release valve would open, and I’d wake up in the middle of the night to find myself covered in semen. I may have quit, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I sort of looked forward to these dreams.

My History With Porn: It Begins

Like most guys, my fascination with porn and masturbation probably started around the age of 13, just as puberty was hitting. But this was back in the late 80’s, and kids my age couldn’t just go out and get porn. It was hard to come by. (No puns were intended in the previous sentence.) I have no idea where my first pornographic materials came from. I’m sure it was in the form of magazines, but that’s all I can remember.

My History With Porn: The Early Days

My first exposure to porn didn’t have a formative effect on me (that I’m aware of), but it was kind of funny. I was probably less than 10 at the time, and we were visiting a friend of my father’s. A single friend, to whom it did not occur that one should hide one’s pornographic magazines when young boys are coming over. I don’t remember what magazine it was that we found, probably Playboy or Hustler, but I do remember that one of the photo spreads featured a brunette. I even remember that one of the photos had her bent over, looking at the camera from between her legs.