Cleanup

 I stopped blogging here almost a decade ago, and just let the blog gather dust. I was on Tumblr for a while, then some other sites. In the interim, half the images I’d included here had all disappeared from the internet, so I had a whole site full of broken images and the ones that were left were ending up being more distracting than anything. 

However, there were some posts I still liked. And then I got an idea for writing something that was too long for the “microblogging” sites I was on, and figured this was the best spot – if I gave it a bit of polish.

So I went through the blog and:

• Deleted the majority of images
• Un-published the posts that were nothing but images

I did a bit of light editing, as well, fixed typos and that kind of thing, but for the most part I left all of the content (for remaining posts) alone. Which was definitely a choice, because my opinion on a number of things has changed drastically since I used to maintain this blog! There are opinions on here on which I’ve done a complete 180; the younger me would definitely judge the current me harshly. The current me, however, doesn’t care.

New Blog (??)

So... I'm thinking of starting a new blog. I've got a bunch of content stored up from the past year, and am thinking about starting some time soon.

The only thing holding me back? I wrote all of the content in Google Docs, and I used a lot of footnotes as I went. It became part of my writing style. So... I'm trying to figure out the best way to put footnotes into my new blog. 😊 I'd really like to find a way to have the footnotes appear in a little hover box, when you put your mouse over it, but also show up like normal footnotes at the bottom of the blog post (with links back and forth between the content and the footnote) for people who are on mobile devices that won't be able to hover. Which is probably the majority of people, these days.

The topic will be very different – it won't be about porn – and the writing style will probably be different too. (I had trouble even writing this little post, because I haven't written here in so long. Look at all that bold text!) I doubt there will even be pictures. It still won't be safe for work, though, so you won't want to read it from the office.

Porn I Like: Breast to Breast

It's not the same when they have clothes on

On the one hand I can’t believe I haven’t written about this before, it seems so obvious – I fucking love breasts! – but on the other hand maybe I just thought it was too specific. On the first hand again, however, I did write an entire post about them, so I’m not above getting hyper-specific on types of boob pics I like when I feel the need. Or when I want an excuse to post a bunch of smutty pictures. Which is always.

Some Things Are Turnoffs – Except When They’re Not

You know what’s great? Having someone you can talk to about dirty stuff, especially the dirty stuff you need to keep secret. I used to have a bunch of friends I could talk to about adultery – many of them were women, which was even better because guys get weird about having conversations with other guys that are too intimate – and I still talk to one of those ladies about adultery. Now that I’ve started this blog we’ve expanded our horizons and also talk about porn. We haven’t done anything physical with/to/beside each other yet, but it’s only a matter of time; my pull is magnetic, so she can only resist it for so long. (At this point I think she’s just being stubborn, which is only hurting herself!)

Difference Between Exploitation and Submission?

When I wrote the post about women liking gay porn, there was a topic I didn’t feel I could get into without making post twice as long. So here we are: Two posts!

One of the theories as to why women might prefer gay porn over straight porn is that gay porn feels less exploitative than straight, male/female porn. There are fairly rigid gender roles in most straight porn whereby females exist for the pleasure of males. Female bodies are the ones that are put on display; men are often edited out of the scene altogether (except for their cocks), and sex is usually something that is done to the females, not with them.

Women Prefer Gay Porn Over “Female Friendly” Porn

I read a post on HuffPo which mentioned that women prefer watching gay porn – lesbian porn or gay male porn – over “female friendly” straight porn, and I found that fact very interesting. (If true, but the stats are coming from PornHub which would be a good source of data; the only thing that might skew it is if there are still lots of men out there claiming to be women when they sign up for porn sites.) The post has an infographic illustrating the type of porn women (and men) are watching, as well as one illustrating the type of porn they’re searching for; between those two infographics it’s an interesting picture of male/female porn habits. At least, their habits on PornHub, but I’m guessing it’s probably similar on any porn site.

Reasons Porn is Better than Sex: Time

It’s been a while since I wrote one of these posts, so let’s start with the basics, shall we? On the whole, having sex with one or more real women is typically more pleasurable to me than consuming porn and strokin it. That shouldn’t be controversial at all.

But hey – did you notice the caveats I put in that seemingly simple sentence? For one, I said that sex is “typically” more pleasurable than porn and masturbation, which implies that sometimes it’s not. Which, unfortunately, is true: I’ve had some pretty disappointing sex in my time (and some pretty fantastic porn/masturbation sessions), so while it’s not typical it does sometimes happen that specific instances of sex are not as good as consuming porn and pleasuring myself.

Dating Sites

As a married man, I’m limited in the online dating sites I can use: If I want to go looking for women who want to fuck, pretty much my only option is Ashley Madison.

As an aside, you might have assumed that a married man wouldn’t need a dating site; that dating is no longer necessary once one is married. After all, isn’t that the point of dating? To find someone to marry? If you’re thinking that you’re probably female, because men know that there’s another reason – perhaps the prime reason – for dating, which is to fuck. And married men like to fuck too, and don’t always need their fuck partner to be their spouse.

What Is It With the Captions on Porn Images?

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What Is It With Men and Younger Women? Pt. 3

For Part 1 of this post go here, and for Part 2 go here. I swear this will be the last one. Um… I think.

What does it mean to be a good father? A lot of people, when pondering a question like this, will go straight to the extreme: I’d throw myself in front of a train for my children! I’d throw myself on a grenade! I’d lay down my life in any way required, if it would spare them! These are laudable sentiments, but if you think a bit further about it a further question comes up: OK there superman, you’d throw yourself in front of a train for your children, but would you give up a night at the bar to stay home and hang out with them? You’d throw yourself on a grenade for them, but would you leave the office early to go to a recital? (What would I do without cliches? This blog would be bereft of content, and have only pornographic photos to entertain my readers – in other words, I’d be on Tumblr.)

What Is It With Men and Younger Women? Pt. 2

For Part 1 of this post, go here.

I’ve had younger girlfriends too. For the most significant relationship the ratio was something like 37:23. (Yes, 23.)

What Is It With Men and Younger Women? Pt. 1

This isn’t so much a series of “blog posts” as it is “Thinking Inside Your Box workin through some stuff.” Blogs are cheaper than psychiatrists. Hell, they’re even cheaper than booze!

OKCupid made the news a while ago when they wrote on their blog about what they’ve seen in their statistics about age. To get right to the salient points:

• Women tend to be attracted to (or message) men whose age is commensurate with their own. As women get older the age ranges of guys they’ll communicate with moves along with their own age. To be clear, ladies may prefer older guys, but what they consider “older” changes as they age. A 20 year old girl might date a 26 year old dude but not a 30 year old; a 30 year old woman might date a 36 year old man but not a 40 year old man.
• Men like women in their early 20’s.

Eyes. No, Not Womens’ Eyes, Mine This Time

I’ve written about eyes before, but that was about the eyes of girls I’m dating (and/or cybering). Now it’s time to write about my own.

Blame the Victim

If you haven’t heard by now, a pornstar named Christy Mack was brutally assaulted by her ex this summer. And I don’t mean she was just beaten up, I mean it was the kind of scene that you typically only hear about in extreme rape porn, except it happened in real life. I’ve written before that I happen to enjoy rape porn, but I’ve also written that I think there’s a line between fantasy and deviant perversion, and that some things are only enjoyable in porn and not in real life, and reading about Mack’s experience was gut wrenching.

Some Things are More Important Than Masturbating

I’ve been carrying on an email correspondence with a friend who wants to get in my pants, but who hasn’t yet gotten up the courage to invite me to a hotel so that she can fuck me. (She also happens to read this blog, and there’s a slim chance she wouldn’t 100% agree with that previous sentence.) We were talking recently about the fact that the slightest misstep during sex can cause a woman to completely lose her momentum.

#twitterpurge

Allow me to state the obvious: movies are not real. People do things in movies that you cannot, and should not, do in real life.

On “Fucking” vs. “Making Love”

How does one define “fucking,” and how does one define “making love”? Obviously both are categories of sexual activity, and the definitions are more qualitative than quantitative. When two (or more*) people are having sex they might be “making love” or they might be “fucking” or maybe they’re doing neither.

* Does it get tiresome that every time – and I’m pretty sure it’s every time – I talk about people having sex I always say “two (or more)”? Is that qualifier really necessary – are there that many people having group sex that I need to worry about leaving them out?

Porn’s Impact on the [Teenaged] Brain

Remember when I wrote about porn being addictive? And not just addictive, but addictive in a way that alters the fundamental makeup of our brains? And remember when I said that the effects are worse on younger folks because it catches their brains at a crucial formative point in their development?

The Sole of a Foot, Curved Out of a Shoe

I’ve written before that I’m not into foot fetish porn – and that’s not changing – and nor am I into feet in person. I have no interest in cumming on your feet, or kissing your feet, or sucking your toes, or whatever foot fetishists do when they come in contact with feet.

The Stats on Internet Porn

Did you know that 1 in 3 porn viewers are women? (I thought it would be higher.)